December 2011
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my brother: who plays sherlock in these “Sherlock Holmes” movies? me: what? my brother: the guy who plays sherlock. is it robert downey jr. or jude law? me:
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valiantchild:
how do you photoshop
how do you social life
how do you friend
how do you diet
how do you pretty
how do you life
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i am so stupid. i ordered two posters about a month ago, one of van gogh’s starry night mixed with doctor who and another of the pacific. i got a poster in the mail, but i only saw the starry night one in the box and i have been waiting this whole time for the pacific one. i just checked the box after a month and realized the pacific poster has been in there the whole time.
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From Babe to Babe:
textsfromtoccoahall:
(318): This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about your trashed house. Sledge will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Luz is in the closet passed out.
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khaleesi:
you know what though if anyone tried to hit on me by starting a conversation about jeff goldblum, that would work
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is it weird to say that my room still smells like him? he reeks of old spice, 5 gum, and raw sexual frustration.
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yay my earring holes didn’t close up so now I only have to get my double cartilage piercing done and buy some kickass earrings instead of just having these kiddie ones from 3rd grade.
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The first time Chris came over my house.
me: so what do you want to do now?
my boyfriend: well, do you want to watch Band of Brothers?
me: wait what
my boyfriend: i haven't seen it in a long time, it'll be nice to start from the beginning again.
me: but still, what?
my boyfriend: let's watch Band of Brothers because I'm not in the mood to see penises on The Pacific, okay.
me: they showed one penis, Chris -- only one.
my boyfriend: that's one too many
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Maybe that’s what we look for in the people we love, the spark of unhappiness we...
– Tom Perrotta (via quote-book)
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